I've updated one of our websites:
http://www.MyOhioIslands.com
Our new "Vacation Land" calendar of events is online. Feel free to email me your event for a free posting on our event directory.
Postings can include events outside of the area that are Lake Erie related to include lakefront communities and the Ohio Islands:
Vermilion, Huron, Sandusky, Catawba, Marblehead, Kelleys Island, Middle Bass Island, North Bass Island, South Bass Island to include the Village of Put-in-Bay, and nearby communities.
28 December 2010
19 December 2010
South Bass Island - Put in Bay, Ohio: 2011 Events
The winter has just started, but there are already island events being scheduled. Here is a short list of some 2011 events:
April 9th at 2pm: Lighting the Whiskey Light at 2pm/Put in Bay/South Bass Island.
April 22nd: Perry's Victory Visitor Center Opening - 10 am to 5 pm Friday/Sat/Sun.
May 21st: Island Wide Garage Sale - 10 am to 2 pm. South Bass Island
May 27th to 29th: Memorial Day Celebrations - one of the islands most popular weekends. Car show, entertainers, ceremonies, and so much more. Bring the entire family!
June 2nd: Ohio Bike Weeks "Rally on the Rocks".
June 10th to 12th: South Bass Island Kayak Rendezvous - Meet at the South Bass Island State Park. Kayak around the Lake Erie Islands!
April 9th at 2pm: Lighting the Whiskey Light at 2pm/Put in Bay/South Bass Island.
April 22nd: Perry's Victory Visitor Center Opening - 10 am to 5 pm Friday/Sat/Sun.
May 21st: Island Wide Garage Sale - 10 am to 2 pm. South Bass Island
May 27th to 29th: Memorial Day Celebrations - one of the islands most popular weekends. Car show, entertainers, ceremonies, and so much more. Bring the entire family!
June 2nd: Ohio Bike Weeks "Rally on the Rocks".
June 10th to 12th: South Bass Island Kayak Rendezvous - Meet at the South Bass Island State Park. Kayak around the Lake Erie Islands!
03 December 2010
Just for Fun
Our Office Business Coordinator forwarded this to me this morning. I thought it was a good bit of clever fun. Enjoy a moment of stress relief : )
Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger.'
22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
'Dam!'
23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.
24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The
other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that
at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger.'
22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
'Dam!'
23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.
24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The
other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that
at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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